It's bad enough that I was reviled during my life on earth, and my gifts rejected.

But, what's worse, is that some of you fools continue to put words in my mouth - - - things I never said, things I never would say, things that never concerned me.  Remember, I was a carpenter in a small backwater town in an insignificant colony of the pre industrial Roman Empire.

I never said anything about abortion or gays or guns or the capital gains tax cut.  I may be omnipotent now, but for the life of me, I never could understand what a capital gain is.